爆笑英语

前台小姐：“Hello.”

美国人：“Hi.”

前台小姐：“You have what thing？”

美国人：“Can you speak english？”

前台小姐：“If I not speak English， I am speaking what？”

美国人：“Can anybody else speak english？”

前台小姐：“You yourself look.all people are playing， no people have time， you can wait， you wait，you not wait，you go! ”

美国人：“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English？”

前台小姐：“Shout what shout， quiet a little，you on earth have what thing?”

美国人：“I want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come! ”

美国人吐血而亡。。。