One day, Gelaisipan to see God......

One day, Gelaisipan to see God, and a look of melancholy. 
God kind of laughed: "Alan, do not sorrow, heaven in great need of you, here imbalance for a long time ......" 
Greenspan: "God, you are mistaken, and I'll not a job but there are three questions for my puzzling," 
God's tolerance laugh: Well kids 
Greenspan: God, I want to raise oil prices, but the wish to avoid inflation, I know I can not, you help me achieved? 
God smiled kindly: I can not. 
Greenspan: My second question is that I want to increase electricity prices, but must guard against inflation, you help me achieved? God God frowned, thinking how this child has? The original principles of economics, science is not quite good, do? Then waved: "Son, I think this problem does not come from your mouth, but I was willing to answer you, can not." Greenspan disturbed for a moment, or openings of: "My God, there are ways to increase water inflated prices and the currency is not it? "God some regret: When I first should allow Satan to receive the child Allen. God looked disappointed that Greenspan: "Son, I will now give you a return ticket to heaven directly send you back to Columbia, Department of Economics, you need to rebuild the course." Hasty Greenspan: "and so on, God, I know someone who can. " God dumbfounded: "Who?" Alan Greenspan: "Development and Reform Commission," God, dizziness, night has passed. The emergence of God, full of energy, the door in heaven, the Angels Yingshang Qu: "God Hand of God ,......" wave:" From now on, stop calling my spirit told me to Development and Reform Commission, prepared car, I 9:30 to be rushed to the scene on South Street to meet. "
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